How to reject a guy "nicely"?

I think I have wrote this type of entry about a year ago. Just look it up. I'm just too lazy to find it back that entry :p

Hello hello! Hari ini Amoi-ssi mahu ajar beberapa ayat yang boleh digunakan untuk reject lelaki. Saya rasa bau badan saya mempunyai satu bau "NO BOYS ZONE" lol. I think my pituitary gland already stop working. That's why my body have that kind of smell.

#1 No speaking English or Malay or your mother tongue language.

When a guys asked you out or he just asking about yourself, just reply it in a foreign language *creak creak* . Tengok macam mana dia jawab semula or faham. You will just make him annoying with your no speaking English or Malay. But if he can talk in a foreign language, I think you should reconsider him back. That’s pretty impressive of him.

#2. Giving a Rejection Hotline number.

Did you know there's a Rejection Hotline number you can give? Here the website :p . Or just give him a fake numbers or play around with him when he call you by answering "Hello, ini rumah mayat. Apa yang boleh saya bantu?" lol

#3 Told him you're kpop freak.

This proven working. Indeed I'm a kpop freak. So one day a guy message me through Facebook asking about me etc. You know all the pickup lines. Since I'm in "No Boys Zone" so I told him I'm kpop freak. Since then there's no reply from him. I'm so glad :p

#4 You didn't even pass my Quality Control requirement. You belong at My Reject Shop.

That sentences is sarcastic. Hopefully he can understand sarcastic words. Quality Control list = Type of a guy I want to date.

So. Which one you will choose? keke.

Annyeong.