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If I ever get married one day *cough,cough*, and have a daughter, I will pick a night with her and talk about love and life.  On that night I shall buy her a scarf, sit by her bedside and tell her this. “My dear daughter, here is a scarf; wear it. Now I know you are going to cringe and sulk right now, and you are going to ask why. And you are going to expect me to lecture you about the justification from AnNur word by word, noun by noun. But no, I’m not going to do that. You can pick the Book later, anytime, and read it anywhere. But I will tell you this—wear it because you want to, not because you need to.   My dear daughter, At one point in your life, you will see your friends in latest trends and fashion. You will see the popular and the pretty, always in their full-faced makeup, tiniest dresses, and colorful tresses. How  they are admired and seemingly loved by many, and you are tempted to follow them. Don’t. Wear normal, simple clothes....

Semua orang suka bila dapat partner or gf or bf yg hot, cun dan segala pujian melangit yg menusuk hidung n mampu membuatkan manusia lupa diri dua tiga round. Sape tak suka? Kita manusia kan? Manusia punya definisi cantik indah and so on and off is benda yg dekat dengan sempurna. Hampir sempurna. Yup, tu memang sifat manusia. Sebenarnya tahi, air kumbahan, dan segala benda jijik dan kotor yg terlintas dekat kepala anda sekarang tu indah jugak. Cuma benda ni berbeza. Persepsi setiap manusia tak sama. Tapi Common human will actually prefer to agree with me at my 1st paragraph. Oleh sebab gwa lelaki, gwa nak cerita side lelaki. Takkan nak cerita off side cerita dalam konteks perempuan, gwa tak layak untuk jadik lesbian walaupun gwa suka lesbian. Kelaut sudah.  Pisang Goreng Panas Bila dia cantik, lawa, cun, hot, badan lentik, bibir mintak nak kena gigit, rambut ikal mayang, and so on, mesti sikit sikit dalam diri rasa tercabar. Masa ni lelaki tu akan cuba untuk jadik the better sid...

Satu soalan: "Kenapa Hafiz tak nak balik kat Mira? Susah sangat ke nak maafkan dan terima dan kembali macam dulu?" Aku ada satu prinsip. Once broken considered gone. Well, kalau less than 48 hours maka aku boleh terima lagi. Once kalau kau nak break up - or aku say break up, either you have to do something if you want save relationship with me, or myself - in 48 hours. Once dah cakap break - after 48 hours - considered bye-bye and gone. Dalam istilah pekerjaan - MIA - Missing In Action. For me - I treat love very seriously. I never want any relationship ended up in break up. Saya paling tak suka orang main-main tentang benda tentang ini dipermainkan. For me it's whether you're ready to decide - and prepare for any consequences. Kalau nak break up - bersedialah hadapi dunia baru hidup sebagai single. Kalau kena dump - ada 48 jam untuk selamatkan relationship tu. 24 hours by the way,mungkin terlalu short notice untuk berfikir. Anyway - saya rasa apabila cinta berputik s...

Ah, ini entri lama saya tulis dalam nota Facebook dulu. ingat tak? Berpuluh2 shares, sampai beribu-riban comments siap gaduh2 lagi pertikaikan kenapa "laling-laling" dalam entri ni. ada yang suka, dan ada ramai la geli (mostly lelaki, ofcozz) Ahahaha...yang penting, saya repost balik ke Terfaktab, jadi anda dapat enjoy semula walaupun Facebook saya telah didelete :) Surat daripada seorang wanita kepada future HUSBAND…. Kehadapan bakal suamiku (harap-harap ada satu saja kamu). Oh, Laling (boleh saya call kamu laling kan?) Laling, saya tulis ini bukan sebab saya sangap nak kahwin laling, walaupun biological clock saya dah tik-tok-tik-tok –kesha dah dengan saya ni. Bukan juga untuk menyindir dan meletak syarat tinggi2 ala puteri Gunung Ledang laling, tapi nukilan ini hanya semata luahan hati saya. Oh Laling (chewah geli pulak dah ni) Laling, I hope time I jumpa you nanti, you dah bersedia nak settle down and kahwin. Wah laling, geli you vaca statement I kan? Tapi laling...