Wordless Wednesday, NOT.

From my tumblr, again.

Guys, guys, guys.

There is a difference between being a man, and being just a sperm donor, you know.

There's more to it than just finding the so-called "perfect woman"--which by your standards meaning physical things such as voluptuous body and the ability to gourmet a meal.

Truth is, no perfect woman will find you until you perfect yourself. And honestly even the less-than-perfect women wouldn't settle for less.

Picky species, you gotta admit. But it's just that animalistic, prehistoric desire to procreate that makes them picky.

No female would want their future offspring weak, poor and unkempt, do they?

So chuck off that PS3 and iPad2 of yours, and get yourself some lifelong useful skills. I don't know--like changing a lightbulb and fixing a clogged drain or something. You know, the ones that will make you more useful around the family than being the one shouting "I'm home!" and giving orders for some sandwich and a Kopi-O.

Be a man. Don't just be a dick.